Edit: Added Rita’s, Teufelchen's and Mandy's awesome entries to the list!
- Accidentally whacking someone in the face with your braid
- Accidentally whacking yourself in the face with your braid
- Arguing that you’re definitely not a product junkie. No, you’re not!
- Avoiding severe sunburn on your scalp by wearing a scarf (And then feeling smugness the next day than no one else was as clever as you)
- Being asked how much money you spend on shampoo (With the pre-set assumption that it is a lot)
- Being asked how much time your spend on your hair (With the pre-set assumption that it is a lot)
- Being called selfish, because you don't show the beauty of your hair and "hiding" it in a bun instead
- Being really, really tempted by a crazy colour or cut, but deciding against it because you like your hair just the way it is
- Being told that cutting your hair makes it grow faster
- Being told that you are too fat/tall/short/skinny/pale/tan or in general have the wrong shape or face for the length of hair you have
- Being told that you are too old for the length of hair you have
- Biting back a snarky reply to “How do you wash it?” or something similar
- Biting your lip not to laugh at how long other people take to do their hair in the morning
- Building a failsafe routine that you can always return to if things go wrong
- Checking out at the supermarket with more hair products than actual food in your cart
- Discovering the wonder of S&D
- Doing something completely weird to promote hair growth or health. Then later think back to it and wonder what the hell you were thinking?
- Enable someone with a great product
- Experience an amusing hair-mishap and sharing it on your favourite forum
- Experiencing someone making a mean comment about you being selfish and not “thinking about the poor children with cancer who needs a LoL wig made from your hair” and not losing your cool or sinking to their level
- Experiencing someone making a mean comment about your long hair and not losing your cool or sinking to their level
- Feeling a deep satisfaction that you made the most you could out of your hair!
- Feeling trendy because the IT-thing in hair at the time is whatever messy thing you happen to have whipped your hair up in that day
- Finding an oil your hair really loves
- Finding hair in the weirdest, most inappropriate body parts and thinking "How the hell did it get there?"
- Finding someone who will cut your hair exactly the way you want and nothing more
- Getting your hair caught under your significant other
- Growing your hair longer than you actually like and then decide “Nah, I like it better when it’s just a bit shorter”
- Hair-typing people around you in a bored moment
- Having been too eager with an awesome new treatment and pissing your hair off
- Having the ends of your hair tickle a certain body part and think [insert name of that bug you hate here]!
- Having your hair pulled by your armpit
- Having your hair pulled by your elbow
- Having your hair pulled by your knee
- Having your love-making interrupted by “Ow! My hair!”
- Having your pet play with your hair
- Holding something completely non hair-related in your hands and thinking “Hm, maybe I could use this in my hair somehow?”
- Impressing someone by whipping your hair up in a bun in 37 seconds flat
- Inspiring someone else to buy the exact same hair tool as you
- Inspiring someone else to grow their hair
- Letting your hair go completely and entirely greasy from its natural sebum
- Looking back at old hairstyles and laugh
- Making someone actually want to eat your hair because of the delicious-smelling treatment you made
- Making someone think you cut your hair while it’s in reality hidden safely under a wig or updo
- Making someone think you made some sort of delicious food when you cook up a new hair treatment in the kitchen
- Matching your entire outfit to whatever tool you’re wearing in your hair that day
- Overhearing a sweet and spontaneous comment about your hair from a child
- Owning a cute scarf or tichel that you can hide even the messiest hair-day under
- Owning a piece of hair jewellery that costs more than your entire outfit
- Owning a wig, a wig piece or a funky-coloured clip in
- Perfecting a single up do that you can always do no matter what
- Picking the meatiest meal on the menu and then arguing “My hair needs protein!”
- Picking up a food item from the kitchen and taking it into the bathroom to spoil your hair with
- Reaching your length goal and going “Hm, maybe just a little longer…?”
- Realising that sometimes, mean comments really do come from jealousy
- Realizing that your bun makes for a good shock absorber
- Realising you outgrew someone you considered a hair idol
- Receiving a mean comment for your hair and giving a snappy comeback
- Regretting a cut
- Rinsing your hair with diluted ACV
- Rinsing your hair with some strange brew with fruit juice or tea or the like
- Rolling your eyes at an advertisement when you know hair doesn’t actually work that way
- Rolling your eyes at hair advice when you know hair doesn’t actually work that way
- Rolling your eyes at someone using the term “dead ends”
- Rolling your eyes at someone who just doesn’t understand that having short hair is just not the same as having long hair you can put up
- Seeing the cashier/customer service at the store give you funny looks when they see you with several bottles of conditioner but no shampoo to match
- Seen flat-ironed and hair sprayed hair up close and knowing it’s really not pretty or healthy at all
- Sharing a sweet comment someone made about your hair with the people on your favourite forum
- Squealing in delight over a brand new hair toy
- Tickling your significant other with your hair
- Trying CO
- Trying WO
- Using the argument “It’s for my hair!” and getting it your way!
- Using the argument “It’s for my hair!” in any way
- Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing that your hair is caught under something. You then tell your SO to get off your hair and then you realize it's actually caught under your back instead
- Waking up in the middle of the night and thinking that the soft, furry thing caught between the mattress and the headboard is a dead rodent when it is actually your hair
- Washing with an herb
- Wearing braided pigtails just because you can. And no, you’re not too old!
Hmm, I’m quite a few short here. Any help, guys?
Some I've already done:
ReplyDelete- Finding hair in the weirdest, most innapropriate body parts and thinking "how the hell did it got there?"
(Besides that obvious place, I once got a strand inside a sock, I spent the whole day thinking I had a loose seam around my pinky toe, only to realize later that it was a hair strand! It left a crease on my finger for hours and hurt like hell.)
-Having your hair pulled by your armpit.
- Having your hair pulled by your elbow.
- Having your hair pulled by your knee (I can't wait to have this one happen to me- Am I a weirdo? xD)
- Having the ends of your hair tickle a certain body part and think [insert name of that bug you hate here]!
Muahahah, Rita those are great! :D
ReplyDelete* My cat tries to climb on my hair when I'm braiding it.
ReplyDelete* BUT! she has acknowleged that she cannot step on my hair when walking around my bed (outch!) so she jumps over my head to avoid it (now I just have to teach her not to walk over my back and bum)
Do these count too? =D
- Making someone actually want to eat your hair because of the delicious-smelling treatment you made.
ReplyDelete(Yes, my DBF tried that when I made a treatment that had lots of honey in it, lol)
- Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing that your hair is caught under something. You then tell your SO to get off your hair and then you realize it's actually caught under your back instead.
- Waking up in the middle of the night and thinking that the soft, furry thing caught between the mattress and the headboard is a dead rodent when it is actually your hair.
Haha Mandy the honey story is hilarious! I read it out loud to hubby and he said “See? It’s not just me!” (Although he sticks with just *sniffing* it a lot)
ReplyDeleteLOL! My DBF's reaction by far one of the strangest, but also cutest things he has ever done.
ReplyDeleteOh, another one!
- Realizing that your bun makes for a good shock absorber.
Oh, I just thought of another one!
ReplyDelete- Seeing the cashier/customer service at the store give you funny looks when they see you with several bottles of conditioner but no shampoo to match.
Muahah :D Added!
ReplyDeletegetting called selfish, because you don't show the beauty of your hair and "hiding" it in a bun instead. *lol*
ReplyDeleteAdded! And lol, what a weird thing to tell someone…?
ReplyDeleteWell I got it from a hairdresser, when I bought there a conditioner. :) But still I found it too funny.
ReplyDelete* Be called "cousin itt" by someone when walking.
ReplyDelete* Accidentally lose a bun and hear " Ooooow it's super long !!"
* Getting a strand cut when walking in the street by a hair-psycho (happened to my mother when she was at classic.. euuuw)
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