100 things to try with your hair before you die

(A lot of these have a certain “rite of passage” status among longhairs!)
Edit: Added Rita’s, Teufelchen's and Mandy's awesome entries to the list!   

1. Accidentally whacking someone in the face with your braid
2. Accidentally whacking yourself in the face with your braid
3. Arguing that you’re definitely not a product junkie. No, you’re not!
4. Avoiding severe sunburn on your scalp by wearing a scarf (And then feeling smugness the next day than no one else was as clever as you)
5. Being asked how much money you spend on shampoo (With the pre-set assumption that it is a lot)
6. Being asked how much time your spend on your hair (With the pre-set assumption that it is a lot)
7. Being called selfish, because you don't show the beauty of your hair and "hiding" it in a bun instead
8. Being really, really tempted by a crazy colour or cut, but deciding against it because you like your hair just the way it is
9. Being told that cutting your hair makes it grow faster
10. Being told that you are too fat/tall/short/skinny/pale/tan or in general have the wrong shape or face for the length of hair you have
11. Being told that you are too old for the length of hair you have
12. Biting back a snarky reply to “How do you wash it?” or something similar
13. Biting your lip not to laugh at how long other people take to do their hair in the morning
14. Building a failsafe routine that you can always return to if things go wrong
15. Checking out at the supermarket with more hair products than actual food in your cart
16. Discovering the wonder of S&D
17. Doing something completely weird to promote hair growth or health. Then later think back to it and wonder what the hell you were thinking?
18. Enable someone with a great product
19. Experience an amusing hair-mishap and sharing it on your favourite forum
20. Experiencing someone making a mean comment about you being selfish and not “thinking about the poor children with cancer who needs a LoL wig made from your hair” and not losing your cool or sinking to their level
21. Experiencing someone making a mean comment about your long hair and not losing your cool or sinking to their level
22. Feeling a deep satisfaction that you made the most you could out of your hair!
23. Feeling trendy because the IT-thing in hair at the time is whatever messy thing you happen to have whipped your hair up in that day
24. Finding an oil your hair really loves
25. Finding hair in the weirdest, most inappropriate body parts and thinking "How the hell did it get there?"
26. Finding someone who will cut your hair exactly the way you want and nothing more
27. Getting your hair caught under your significant other
28. Growing your hair longer than you actually like and then decide “Nah, I like it better when it’s just a bit shorter”
29. Hair-typing people around you in a bored moment
30. Having been too eager with an awesome new treatment and pissing your hair off
31. Having the ends of your hair tickle a certain body part and think [insert name of that bug you hate here]!
32. Having your hair pulled by your armpit
33. Having your hair pulled by your elbow
34. Having your hair pulled by your knee
35. Having your love-making interrupted by “Ow! My hair!”
36. Having your pet play with your hair
37. Holding something completely non hair-related in your hands and thinking “Hm, maybe I could use this in my hair somehow?”
38. Impressing someone by whipping your hair up in a bun in 37 seconds flat
39. Inspiring someone else to buy the exact same hair tool as you
40. Inspiring someone else to grow their hair
41. Letting your hair go completely and entirely greasy from its natural sebum
42. Looking back at old hairstyles and laugh
43. Making someone actually want to eat your hair because of the delicious-smelling treatment you made
44. Making someone think you cut your hair while it’s in reality hidden safely under a wig or updo
45. Making someone think you made some sort of delicious food when you cook up a new hair treatment in the kitchen
46. Matching your entire outfit to whatever tool you’re wearing in your hair that day
47. Overhearing a sweet and spontaneous comment about your hair from a child
48. Owning a cute scarf or tichel that you can hide even the messiest hair-day under
49. Owning a piece of hair jewellery that costs more than your entire outfit
50. Owning a wig, a wig piece or a funky-coloured clip in
51. Perfecting a single up do that you can always do no matter what
52. Picking the meatiest meal on the menu and then arguing “My hair needs protein!”
53. Picking up a food item from the kitchen and taking it into the bathroom to spoil your hair with
54. Reaching your length goal and going “Hm, maybe just a little longer…?”
55. Realising that sometimes, mean comments really do come from jealousy
56. Realizing that your bun makes for a good shock absorber
57. Realising you outgrew someone you considered a hair idol
58. Receiving a mean comment for your hair and giving a snappy comeback
59. Regretting a cut
60. Rinsing your hair with diluted ACV
61. Rinsing your hair with some strange brew with fruit juice or tea or the like
62. Rolling your eyes at an advertisement when you know hair doesn’t actually work that way
63. Rolling your eyes at hair advice when you know hair doesn’t actually work that way
64. Rolling your eyes at someone using the term “dead ends”
65. Rolling your eyes at someone who just doesn’t understand that having short hair is just not the same as having long hair you can put up
66. Seeing the cashier/customer service at the store give you funny looks when they see you with several bottles of conditioner but no shampoo to match
67. Seen flat-ironed and hair sprayed hair up close and knowing it’s really not pretty or healthy at all
68. Sharing a sweet comment someone made about your hair with the people on your favourite forum
69. Squealing in delight over a brand new hair toy
70. Tickling your significant other with your hair
71. Trying CO
72. Trying WO
73. Using the argument “It’s for my hair!” and getting it your way!
74. Using the argument “It’s for my hair!” in any way
75. Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing that your hair is caught under something. You then tell your SO to get off your hair and then you realize it's actually caught under your back instead
76. Waking up in the middle of the night and thinking that the soft, furry thing caught between the mattress and the headboard is a dead rodent when it is actually your hair
77. Washing with an herb
78. Wearing braided pigtails just because you can. And no, you’re not too old!      

Hmm, I’m quite a few short here. Any help, guys?