I’ve been working
on my very first “real” product reviews. I need to figure out my personal
style. What I think is important to mention. What I should focus on and
evaluate.
I was
thinking of using the following points:
Looks and
image
Because,
well, I think it’s kind of funny to see what they use to hook customers. Is it
the “scientific” Complexrepair Fast-acting Keratineconcrete Hair Mend Molecules
(Patent pending) or is it the extract of African Silky Angel Wing Hibiscus
petals they use to lure the consumers with?
Scent
Because
everyone wants yummy-smelling hair!
Touch
How does the
product feel on your hands? Light or greasy? Thick or runny?
Rinse
ability
How easy or
hard the product is to clean off your hands will give you a good idea of how
easy or hard it is to rinse out of your hair. This can also give you a pointer
to what kind of silicones you have in the product (This is a useful thing to
know if you can’t find an ingredient list) if they are water soluble or not.
Usability
How is it
in my hair? Difficult to “work”? Does it make my hair soft and shiny?
Price and
value
Simple math
of the price versus the amount of product. Good for comparing to the
end-result.
When I was planning to
go meet Growing2shine, I wanted to bring
something nice for her. I decided to go for some argan oil since you shouldn’t go
wrong with that. But then I felt it was a little too obvious and chanced it
with getting her a silk bonnet from Pretty AnntoiNet's. It might
not work for her, but maybe its one of those things you just haven’t thought to
actually try.
I felt so bad for not being able to go that I
decided to mail it to her. She should receive it today.
It stinks. Tomorrow
I was going to meet up with Growing2shinebut instead
I’m just going to stay in bed and feel sorry for myself. Pout.
Edit: Just made
this:
Hm. Sick
and all, maybe I’m still capable of getting something done? I do want
to get some product revives done on my latest haul of leave in conditioners…
One of the
things I enjoy the most of having a blog is seeing the stats of where I get my
visitors from. I think since I started blogging independently, I’ve had
visitors from all over the world.
Even my hubby
who is usually vaguely indifferent to how someone can find hair so interesting
finds it fascinating so see where I get my visitors from.
Today I had
visitors from Réunion and hubby and I spent quite a bit of time poking around
on Google Maps and wishing we were there.
Hello
readers from Réunion!
Edit: I
just caught hubby checking out plane prices from Copenhagen
to RolandGarrosAirport…
I talked to
my grandfather on the phone Sunday. He was getting a cold and his voice sounded
awful. Then I talked to my mother and she complained about the number of sick
people she had in her workplace. Yep, the first waves of “Miserable mixed
sickness” of the year are making its rounds.
I mentally
congratulated hubby and I for having avoided getting sick. Of course it seems
the goddess of Irony heard that because hubby and I woke up the next day
feeling mildly crappy. I felt I had something stuck in the back of my throat
and felt slightly warm.
I
thought/hoped I could sleep it off yesterday if I stayed warm but I’m not feeling
any better today.
In fact I
had one of those bizarre dreams I usually get from being sick. I dreamt I was
at this strange exotic market with Chemist and Biologist friend when Biochemist
friend showed up and tearfully told us about how she had been driving a train
and run over a pig. The train’s wheels had severed the pig’s ears and the pig
had died from that (Eh?) And all the time in the dream I had short, brown hair.
Like Rapunzel in the end of Tangled. I’ve had weird dreams about hair before but every
time I have dreamt about doing something weird or drastic to my hair, it had
somehow been the focus of the dream and been commented on. In this dream it was
just there and no one commented on it, not even me.
I’ve had a
lot of weird colours in my hair and been through a lot of awkward and
unflattering growing out-styles but I think this style would be super
unflattering on me!
Well, I’m
going to stay warm, drink a lot of tea and go to bed early so I did a
Nodosaurus with Schwarzkopf Gliss ultimate repair (The one with keratin) so I
can keep my mane more like Rapunzel in the beginning of the movie…
One of the
things that thoroughly mystify me is the more or less random “hair growth
boosting” recommendations that keeps circulating in the long hair circuit. Some
of them seems to absolutely random. But I guess the weirdest thing is how
absolutely sure and determined people are that their own special little booster
is and how fantastic and amazing just their discovery is. It is as if they
believe they discovered something truly magical or mystical. Things that people
“Swear by!” are everything between particular scarves, tools, foods, techniques
and supplements.
Let us take
something random I have seen recommended “For super speedy hair growth!!!1”, like water chestnut. It’s
not a nut at all, but a part of the root that we eat. It’s a delicious slightly
sweet, crunchy thing often found in Chinese cuisine.
There is
nothing special or magical about it though. Here is an in depth analysis of the
nutrition value of water chestnuts: Nutrition data.
So what
would make this crunchy, tasty little “nut” boost someone’s hair growth?
Is it that 100 gram of water chestnut
contains 16% of your daily recommended allowance of vitamin B6 and 16% of your
daily recommended allowance of copper? Is it the fibre and sugars in
combination? Maybe a magical ratio of omega 3 fatty acids to mega 6 fatty
acids? Or does it contain something truly magical that science can’t even measure?
No?
Well, maybe
water chestnuts would be a magical hair growth booster if your diet was low on
vitamin B6 and copper, sure. Or maybe it is the extra attention it brings to
your diet.
But here is
my theory:
Of course
traditional knowledge about placebo focuses solely on pills and the
circumstances surrounding the pills, such as the enthusiasm of the person
giving you the pills, the price and appearance of the pills etc.
This is a
good and informational little video about it.
These
covers a lot of the same but are still worth a watch.
I spent most
of the night on Google looking for factors, but mostly placebo is documented
about pills. I guess no researcher ever saw this knowledge used when it comes
to women wanting to grow their hair long fast?
However,
after way too many years in the longhair circuit I think traditional placebo definitions
can be expanded:
The amount
of trouble a “booster” causes will increase the effect. Sure massaging for 5
minutes every day will be good for your hair growth and probably cause people
to see a growth spurt, but increasing it to 20 minutes and do it standing on
your head and taking a special supplement with an expensive drink and
incorporating a special food source in your diet will be extra good then,
right? It’s basic psychology that humans want to see results equal to the
amount of work you put in. Positive
environment and the amount of rave reviews will also “colour” peoples approach.
If everyone else are seeing results and swearing by the new booster method,
people will be more inclined to be positive towards it. This is also a common
and well documented factor in placebo.
Important
knowledge
It is common
to experience a growth spurt if you change something in your diet or handling
that your body is lacking.
Hair has
often been described as “Being far down the body’s natural pecking order”
meaning that if something is lacking in your diet, it will be used for the more
important functions first. This is bad for our vanity but good for out
survival. If you change your diet and will get enough of what was missing, it
can temporarily boost your growth. This also applies to things like increasing
circulation or decreasing handling damage.
It is hard
to measure hair exactly. It really is. Most people who measure, will measure
several times and either track the average or the number they measured the
most.
The super
fast growth is almost exclusively reported by the new members. This might not
be very nice to point out, but those that claim they track several inches in a
very short time seems to be gone by the next month anyways. The people looking
for some fantastic magical booster and claim they have found it, always seems
to just drift on to some other obsession. The only one I can think of with a
very high growth rate who has been in the longhair circuit for years is
Squiggyflop on LHC who seems to be at a stabile 2 inches of growth per
month.
(Plus, and
maybe its just me being paranoid here, but some times I find myself wondering
if hair forums members are using their hair to “assert” themselves. They may
not have the thickest hair or the curliest hair or whatever people seems to
“compete” about but dang it, they have fast growth and have found the best
method in the world because they’re so smart!)
If
something really worked such a fantastic magic that you knew for sure, wouldn’t
the whole world know by now and thinning, slow-growing hair been completely eliminated?
Just for
fun, let’s do a little math here. My personal growth rate has always been 1,5
or 2 cm
per month. Not impressive at all, but careful and conservative trimming has
taken me from bald to knee length hair in 10½ years. People always assume I
have a super high growth rate but I really don’t. I have simply managed to not
shred my ends or have my hair butchered in 10+ years (Which is actually a big
accomplishment I guess!)
Let’s say I
really did get an inch a week, which isn’t actually a high number if you read
some of the posts with high numbers people have reported. An inch a week would
have gotten me to knee length-ish in just a year if I avoided trims. Of course
that didn’t happen. In fact, that never happened to anyone. Ever. Instead it
took me about ten years.
Growth
spurts do exist, but they are only spurts and don’t last. A lot of them are
probably just measuring errors combined with too much optimism from putting in
too much effort in your hair growth. It’s completely human with wishful
thinking, but don’t put any trust in people who claim growth rates that seems
too good to be true.
But hey, in
the time it took you to read this post, you hair grew like 0,00083673 mm! My
post is a magical hair growth booster! Read this 10 times a day to experience
truly magical growth!
Of course
placebo isn’t always a bad thing. A lot of the things people do in the name of
hair aren’t bad at all. Who can object to fresh air and exercise? Or massages?
Or paying extra attention to diet? Sleeping with a silk sleep cap?
No one
would object to that, but the fact is still that the very best thing for good
hair growth is the good old benign neglect and a well-rounded life where you
don’t overdo anything to try to boost your hair growth. It’s the only thing
that has ever proved effective to boost hair growth and hair quality over time.
Don’t fool yourself with expensive, troublesome and time-consuming miracles.
(Pictures
shamelessly stolen from someone who put herself out there with her “magical
method” and then decided we were all mean old jealous bitches on UTT for
disagreeing with her hair-frying methods and posted them as proof to how
fantastic and smart she was and how stupid we all are. They make me laugh my
mean old jealous head off.)
Usch.
Seriously. I found out yesterday I was dangerously low on my trusty Sunsilk
leave in conditioner. I go through a bottle in about two weeks so I use quite a
lot of it.
It has before
been a pain in my behind to actually find the stuff, but usually I find it at
H&M, usually for 39,40 Swedish Kronor but sometimes for sale at 19,90.
In my book it’s
the only leave in conditioner I’ve been able to find here that I want to pay
for. I can get these hysterically expensive products plastered with praise and
their pseudo-scientific promises on the packaging (But really truly is just
only a bunch of cones) or I can find heat protecting sprays (Hah. If this stuff
is so awesome at protecting from heat, why don’t we coat our fire-fighters in
it and skip the big heavy suits?) but what I really want is a fairly simple
cream based one.
So long
story short: I went to the nearest H&M. I wanted to stay in and be lazy,
but had to get off my ass and get dressed. Booh. I was in a bad mood before I
even left the house.
Unfortunately
they were out of “my” leave in and low on Sunsilk products in general. Sigh.
Then I went
the long way to the H&M out at the Nova mall. They were out too! Argh!
When I asked
for my product, the blank-eyed bimbo working there just twirled her bleached
hair between her fingers and said “We never had such a product.” Usch.
Have I
mentioned how deeply I despise women of her kind and how I blame them for the
problems smart women face?
My mood was
pretty shot even when a smarter employee there could inform me that their
Sunsilk shipment had been late. Alright. I still had no other choice than just
buying some other products in the meantime.
So I ended
up buying 3 new products just to try them. Maybe I should make some actual
product reviews for once?
Left to
right…
Scandinavia
Formula glansdroppar (“Shine drops”) bought at Åhlens for 40 kronor (50 ml)
My trusty
old Sunsilk bought at H&M for 20 kronor (200 ml)
L’Oreal
Everpure kasting moisture leave in-crème bought at H&M for 109 kronor (150
ml)
L’Oreal extraordinary
oil (SPF version) bought at H&M for 119 kronor (100 ml)
Schwarzkopf
Gliss hair repair bought at H&M for 69,50 kronor (125 ml)
One of the
things I had to learn quickly about my hubby is that he will eat and drink
anything I store in the fridge. Anything!
For
instance, back when I experimented with pure lemon juice for my face (Was
supposed to help my trouble skin but all it did was make my face seriously sore
to touch) I had stored a small bottle of pure lemon juice in the fridge. One
day where I came home, he greeted me with asking what that sour stuff was. Yep,
he had drunk it!
It still
makes me giggle and shake my head to this day that he drank something he didn’t
know what was and that he drank something that was so sour and nasty that he
had to water it down to even be able to drink it.
I mean,
seriously?How has this man
survived without getting poisoned up until now?
Anyways.
Yesterday I was going out with the girls for a comedy night at Southern Kitchen and was
running late so had to ask him to help me finish the first steps of making my
lemon-ginger water. He just needed to let the pulpy water filter before
bottling it and storing it. And yet, obviously I guess, he drank some of the
half-finished lemon-ginger water. It still needed to have added cooled green
tea so it was really sour.
Silly
hubby. I dread to think if I should some day forget about his opportunistic omnivore
tendencies and try to store a hair treatment in the fridge!
Hi
everyone. I was gone for a while, actually a day longer than I had planned,
much to my poor Hubby’s distress.
Now I just
have to get used to being back home and blogging again!
I have a
bunch of blog posts planned but I’m feeling a bit of blog block, hmm…
Anyways.
Let’s start with a bit of Q&A
That
happened to me too:), I thought, that only I could have such an odd problem:. My
mother and brother noticed it and called it a rat's tail, since then I avoid
putting my hair under a jacket;) By the way
I'm on LHC too
Stella
Kaprane
”Rat tail”.
Haha!
Too bad
though, it’s a good way to protect a braid, especially out in public!
(I’m not on
LHC anymore though)
One for
your next Q&A: Do you whiten your teeth? What do you use? Would you
recommend it?
Anonymous
Yes, I do.
At the moment I’m using some store brand bleaching strips that Biologist Friend
brought back with her when she was in the US. I’m “rationing” them to use
every two months since what you can get here is quite crappy. Your choice of teeth
bleaching equipment is pretty limited in Scandinavia
because it can be damaging and should really be done by a professional.
Haha
atually I have considered joining 24/7 in Lund
:D (are there several? I was thinking of joining the one that also offers
classes/ group sessions) I share my parental leave equally with my sambo so we
take every other day and since I'm studying in Lund it makes more sense for me
to do my exercise there when I finish school for the day since it's really
"me-time" instead of " Stressing home to baby-time"
RockPaperScissorLizardSpock
Sounds like
a good idea :)
One of the
two good things about 24/7 is that you use your fingerprint to get in and you
can access every single gym they have in the chain with it. The big one at
Botulfsplatsen has the classes but the small one near the station is a lot
nicer to go to I think...
I always
wear my hair up in a nautilus when I exercise, too. Letting a braid hanging
down my back was resulting in hairs catching in my sport bra. Not fun.
Kathy
Usch, yes!
For me its usually the hooks in my bra…
OMG! 40
braids in your hair? Ouch!! I find french braiding even made my biceps sore ;)
Darkhorse
I tried but
couldn’t find pictures of it, hehe. I found one where I did 12 or so though:
Exactly
opposite of lifting, the best choice for cardio is a bun. No rubbing of
hair anywhere, no braid swinging around wildly (Just look at my video, lol) no
hairs falling down and getting caught in your sweat.
My first
choice is as always the braided Nautlus bun for its unrivalled stability and
hold. Combine it with a headband that you place slightly closer to your
forehead than usual to keep those annoying short hairs from loosening up and
getting caught on a sweaty forehead.
Love!
Thumbs up
Meh. 
No thanks
GTFO. 
