Friday, 5 April 2013

Word of the day

Found here: Link

"Tangled hair, as if matted by elves." 
Origin: 1590s 
As in: Jeez, dude, look at the state of those elflocks — have you not heard of a comb?
Funny how this seems to be related to fairyknots (Those tiny unexplained and severely difficult to untangle knots)

Wednesday, 3 April 2013

32 tomorrow

I never really understood the big deal about birthdays.
I mean, really, it’s not like I have some condition or sickness that would lover my chances of surviving another year and there are no big sabre tooth tigers lurking around here.
So, really, we’re celebrating that I didn’t step out in front of a big truck for a grand total of 365 days?
Couldn’t people celebrate me when I accomplish something real instead?
I mean, honestly, I spent more energy on paying my bills this month than on turning 32. And I sure felt like I deserved cake and alcohol more after that!
Anyways: I turn 32 tomorrow. Yay! 

Monday, 1 April 2013

Que the poo-jokes

I’m exactly so immature that I find myself snickering at the low-poo and no poo-methods so this one amused me….

How about it?