1. Go to your public library
2. Go to the fiction section
3. Go to the "A"s
4. Pick up the first seven books.
5. Sign out the books
6. Over the next week, read one book per day.
7. Return to the public library
8. Return books
9. Go to the fiction section of the library
10. Go to the place where you removed the previous seven books.
11. Pick up the next seven books.
12. Sign out books
13. Read one book a day for the next seven days.
Repeat, indefinitely, until hair is as long as you wish it to be